The Best Ever Book of British Jokes
Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
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If you’ve ever enjoyed a joke about a minority, this collection of British Citizen jokes is for you. In this entertaining compilation, Mark Young revives a plethora of tired jokes, making them funny again. The book is so unoriginal that it becomes original in its own right. You’re bound to laugh at least once, or you might need to check your sense of humor! With a vast array of British jokes, you’ll find it hard to know where to begin. For example, why do British Citizens wear slip-on shoes? Because you need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace! In another joke, an evil genie captures a British Citizen and her friends, banishing them to the desert. Each can bring one item: one friend brings a canteen to avoid thirst, another an umbrella for shade, while the British Citizen brings a car door so she can roll down the window if it gets too hot! There’s also the classic about the British Citizen who wore two jackets while painting her house because the can said to “Put on two coats.” And why do British Citizens laugh three times at a joke? Once when it’s told, once when it’s explained, and once when they finally understand it. This collection is sure to tickle your funny bone!


