Katie Kirby Książki

Cześć, jestem Lottie i co tu dużo mówić – moje życie oficjalnie się skończyło! Od kiedy moja najlepsza (i jedyna) przyjaciółka wyjechała do Australii, wszystko idzie w dół. Moi rodzice są superpechowi i traktują mnie jak małe dziecko. Serio?! Wkrótce kończę dwanaście lat! Nie mają pojęcia, jak trudne jest moje życie! A jakoś nie dość, że to, po wakacjach muszę iść do nowej szkoły. Jak mam to przeżyć sama? Mam najnudniejsze brązowe włosy na świecie, ciągle się rumienię, a w wolnym czasie rysuję małe komiksowe postacie – to nie jest zbyt cool! Muszę coś z tym zrobić i mam już PLAN: całkowicie się odmieniam i wracam jako fajna, uwielbiana Lottie!

After a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting a tiny bit sunburnt. OK, fine - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits! But the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen! Who knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!

Brought to you by Puffin.From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!!Dear Santa,For Christmas this year, I would Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)Baby Bella to not vomit on my presents like last yearA new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'Antoine (the Handsome French Boy) to surprise me on Christmas day in the style of a Netflix rom-comSparkly eye-shadowA new diary (I'm really getting through them!)Lots of love,Lottie Brooksp.s Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?Christmas is complete chaos this year! The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break, there's a Secret Santa to organise AND Lottie has to prepare for her big performance in the Christmas play as the back-end of a reindeer. Will she survive the festivities intact?

This book is not a how-to-guide. It won't tell you how to get your baby to sleep, how to deal with toddler tantrums, how to be a good parent, a cool parent or even a renegade parent. It is a book about parenting that contains absolutely no useful advice whatsoever. Instead it shares beautifully honest anecdotes and illustrations from the parenting frontline that demonstrate it is perfectly possible to love your children with the whole of your heart whilst finding them incredibly irritating at the same time. From pregnancy to starting school, Hurrah For Gin takes you through the exciting, frustrating, infuriating and wonderful whirlwind of parenthood, offering solidarity and a friendly hug after a tough day. Best served with gin.

Lottie Brooks is BACK for more extremely embarrassing adventures as she goes on holiday and gets her very first boyfriend! Daniel and Lottie finally have their first date. A trip to a fancy gelato in Brighton. But how do you eat ice-cream in front of your crush and is Lottie ready for her first kiss? I mean he's nice and all but boys are still a bit gross, right? The school holidays are looming, and with Lottie off camping to France for two weeks and Daniel spending most of the summer on a fancy Greek island it looks as if the young lovebirds will be cruelly ripped apart. But then Lottie makes friends with a French boy called Antoine - the language is an obvious barrier but does it matter when he's THAT good looking? Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks: My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me! . My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever' Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion.

Life is hard for Archie. It often seems like the world is out to get him. People are always telling him what to do ... 'Eat your tea Archie!', 'Don't lick the bus stop Archie!', 'Stop putting Mummy's phone in the bin Archie!' And then one day his heart is shattered when he learns his parents are to replace him with a younger sibling - the utter bastards! The only comforts he finds are in his best friend Amelie who teaches him all the good swear words, and the sweet relief he gets from sinking his teeth into other people's limbs. From naked protests to dealing with other people looking at YOUR THINGS! This is a no-holds-barred account of life told through the eyes of Archie - a creatively stifled, modern day toddler. Sunday Times bestseller Hurrah for Gin has delighted fans with its honest, emotional and laugh-out-loud account of parenting. Brilliantly illustrated with Katie Kirby's unique stick man drawings and told in the same outrageously funny way, The Daily Struggles of Archie Adams, Aged 2 1/4 once again takes on the highs and lows of family life, this time it's one opinionated boy having his say

Perpetually overwhelmed? Welcome to the new book from Katie Kirby, creator of the bestselling Hurrah for Gin Do you overthink everything? Do you struggle to say no to people? Are you paying membership for a gym you never go to? Do group chat politics make you want to throw your phone under a bus? Are you overjoyed when people cancel plans so that you can sit at home in your pyjama bottoms eating Coco pops for dinner? If so then this book is for you! We spend our childhoods wanting to a be adults and, when we get there, find ourselves lost under a pile of life admin, half completed to do lists and anti-ageing face creams that promise to make you look as good as Natalie Imbruglia. In her new book, Hurrah for Gin pinpoints with painful precision just how overwhelming life can be when you're all grown up. From the worry spiral that keeps you up at 3AM, to maintaining a professional aura when you can't stand other people - this is for everyone struggling to stay afloat. Honest, relatable, funny and containing no useful advice whatsoever, take comfort in the knowledge that it's not just you, we're all as f*cked as each other.

From hilarious MEGA bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new diary in the phenomenal Lottie Brooks series! Today we brainstormed strategies to #GETAMBERBACK. Our top ideas: Send her flowers, hypnotise her, kidnap her, tell everyone she smells like lasagne, and emotionally blackmail her with a BFF photo montage. Just when Lottie thought life might be returning to normal, everything goes wrong again! Amber is now hanging out with the Ultra Mean Girl Gang and ignoring the Queens of Eight Green. Meanwhile, Mum expects Lottie to help more around the house, Bella keeps biting everyone, and Pot Noodle won’t stop sniffing every dog’s bum. DISASTER! Lottie must devise a foolproof plan to win Amber back before her friendship group is destroyed forever. What could possibly go wrong? Join Lottie as she battles mean girls, faces school injections (apparently they can go through your arm!), and navigates even more embarrassing moments. Readers LOVE Lottie! My daughter couldn't put it down, devouring it in two days, and my reluctant 12-year-old reader read 100 pages in one night, calling it 'the best book ever.' Katie captures the essence of what this group thinks and feels in a positive, life-affirming way. Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?

From bestselling author Katie Kirby comes a new adventure with Lottie Brooks, who is back and as brilliant as ever! Lottie and Daniel are now an official couple, but things aren't entirely smooth, especially with Amber's jealousy rearing its head. Meanwhile, Toby's New Year's resolution to get a dog leads to the arrival of Pot Noodle, an adorable but completely untrained cockapoo. Juggling a new boyfriend and a puppy proves challenging for Lottie, who finds herself with little time for her best friends, leaving them feeling neglected. How can she keep everyone happy while managing Pot Noodle's antics? Readers can't get enough of Lottie Brooks, with one parent sharing how their daughter couldn't put the book down, reading it in just two days and laughing out loud. Another reader, a 12-year-old reluctant reader, read 100 pages in one night and declared it "the best book ever." Katie captures the essence of friendship and the ups and downs of adolescence in a positive, relatable way. Have you caught up on all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries? With several previous installments and a new guide to life available for pre-order, Lottie's adventures are a must-read!

The hilarious new sequel to The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks by the bestselling creator of Hurrah for Gin. Lottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl. A lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab but it's not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together. Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?

“Ciao, mi chiamo Katie e questo è il mio libro. Non l’ho scritto per dirvi quello che dovete fare (non ne ho la più pallida idea), ma solo per condividere le nostre storie, perché spero che alcune vi facciano capire che non siete gli unici a combinare casini. Amo i miei figli, li amo DAVVERO, eppure vado fuori di testa quando il piccolo per gioco rovescia un’intera scatola di cereali sul pavimento o quando il grande si ostina a gironzolare per casa in calzini dopo che gli ho chiesto centrotrentasette volte di infilarsi quelle maledette scarpe. Questo non significa che li amo meno… significa solo che ho bisogno di un altro gin tonic.” Un libro irriverente – ed estremamente onesto – che spiega come sopravvivere alla gravidanza e ai primi anni di vita dei figli, mostrando come sia possibile per un genitore amare con tutto il cuore i propri bimbi pur considerandoli, a volte, decisamente irritanti.

Moriačia maska, trblietavé hovienko, zmasakrovaný vianočný škriatok... ALE nakoniec dopadne všetko (celkom) dobre MILÝ SANTA, tento rok si na Vianoce želám: - dvesto tyčiniek KitKat (balených po jednom, nie v multibaleniach) - aby Bella prestala na verejnosti vykrikovať „KAKA“ - nového brata, ktorý na mňa nebude vypúšťať prdy a nazývať ich „vzdušnými bozkami“ - aby ma Antoine alebo Daniel (neviem si vybrať) prekvapil nejakým veľkolepým romantickým gestom - peniaze (veľa peňazí) - nový denník (každý vždy zapíšem mega rýchlo!) S láskou, Lottie Cmuk P. S.: Mohol by si mi tento rok do pančuchy dať namiesto ozajstného pomaranča čokoládový pomaranč?

Najužitočnejšia kniha od Lottie! Pokojne sa jej vyžaluj... výnimočne ťa počúva Čauko, tu Lottie! Práve som sa dozvedela, že si celé roky čítaš o mojom trápnom živote v mojich denníkoch… Napriek tomu, že sú totálne osobné a prísne tajné!!! Teraz je teda rad na tebe. Vyklop mi o sebe úplne všetko! V top životných radách nájdeš zhrnuté všetky Lottine životné skúsenosti a múdrosti. Poradí ti so školou, s kamoškami, chalanmi a ešte ti dá aj super tipy na sladkosti!

Weihnachten mit Lottie! Lottie LIEBT Weihnachten! Geschenke, FERIEN, pure Besinnlichkeit. Also zumindests in der Theorie. Denn dieses Jahr droht das Weihnachtsfest alles andere als ruhig zu werden. Zwischen Baby Bellas Beißversuchen (in die Nase des Weihnachtsmanns!), lebensgefährlichen Zwischenfällen mit Weihnachtself Gavin und dem Besuch der KOMPLETTEN Familie Brooks – Nervenzusammenbrüche ihrer Mum inklusive – verliert Lottie so langsam den Überblick. Ach ja: Eine französische Familie hat sie ganz eventuell auch noch zum Festessen eingeladen. UPS!

Lottie Brooks ist völlig erledigt vom Erwachsenwerden. Die Schule ist echt kein Zuckerschlecken, wenn man bei jeder erstbesten Gelegenheit knallrot wird und täglich neue Spitznamen bekommt. Außerdem hat Lottie plötzlich so viele Fragen. Ist es okay, noch mit Häschenfiguren zu spielen? Warum ist sie der einzig vernünftige Mensch in ihrer Familie? Und braucht man wirklich schon einen BH? Lottie ist bereit, sich allem zu stellen: Schulpartys, der ersten Liebe und einigen (vielen) peinlichen Situationen. Zum Glück merkt sie am Ende immer, was wirklich wichtig ist. (Spoiler Alert: BFF mit den Mean Girls zu sein, gehört nicht dazu.)

Nach einem Sommer mit gutaussehenden französischen Jungs steht Lottie schon das nächste Abenteuer bevor: eine Klassenfahrt. Eine ganze Woche weg von peinlichen Eltern und Tobys ekelhaften Furzattacken! Doch die Reise entwickelt sich bald zu einem totalen Desaster. Die anderen Mädchen im Camp sind richtige MEAN-GIRLS, ihre beste Freundin Jess verbringt die ganze Zeit mit dem neuen Mädchen Isha, und Lotties Tagebuch wird gestohlen!

Endlich ist der Sommer da und Lottie hat große Pläne - durch Instagram scrollen, von ihrem MEGA-Crush Daniel träumen und im Familienurlaub in Frankreich am Pool abhängen. Doch dann lernt Lottie Antoine kennen und Daniel ist vergessen. Wäre da nicht die kleine Sprachbarriere. Aber wahre Liebe braucht doch eh keine Worte, oder?

Lotties Welt steht wieder einmal Kopf: Zu Hause tyrannisiert ihre Minischwester mit ihrem Geschrei die ganze Familie, und in der Schule ist bei Lottie jedes Mal Rote-Bete-Alarm, wenn sie Daniel sieht. Aber nur weil sie ständig an ihn denken muss und sich vorstellt, wie es wäre, ihn zu küssen, ist sie doch nicht gleich verliebt, oder? Außerdem hat Lottie Wichtigeres im Kopf, denn das Schulmusical steht an, und eine Rolle darin wäre ihr absoluter Traum. Zum Glück hat sie Jess und Molly, die ihr in dem ganzen Gefühlschaos zur Seite stehen. Doch dann schaltet sich Klassenziege Amber ein, und das Freundschaftskleeblatt droht auseinanderzubrechen. Sind aller guten Dinge vielleicht doch nicht drei?

Nový frajer, nový pes, staré kamarátky. A to je problém! Lottie a Daniel spolu oficiálne chodia a všetko sa zdá byť super (až na to, že Amber je čoraz protivnejšia). Toby si dá v novom roku predsavzatie, že chce psa, a Lottie sa s ním výnimočne zhodne. Do ich rodiny tak pribudne nový člen - kríženec kokeršpaniela a pudla Vifon. Je rozkošný, no nemá žiadne hygienické návyky. Lottie zisťuje, že jej zostáva málo voľného času a jej kamošky z toho nie sú vôbec nadšené. Ako má Lottie všetkým vyhovieť a zároveň odnaučiť Vifona kakať na koberec?!