Jon Scieszka Książki

Kolejne przygody małego naukowca i jego dw�ch robot�w.W czwartym tomie książki prosto z listy bestseller�w New York Timesa Franek Einstein, genialny dziecięcy naukowiec i wynalazca, oraz jego przyjaciel Watson, Klank, autokonstrukt o sztucznej inteligencji, i Klink, niemal autokonstrukt o sztucznej prawie-inteligencji, znowu rywalizują z ich kumplem z klasy i odwiecznym wrogiem, Tobiaszem Edisonem.Tym razem Franek wynajduje specjalny pas, kt�ry pozwala ewoluować w... inne gatunki.

W trzecim tomie książki prosto z listy bestseller�w ?New York Times? Franek Einstein, genialny dziecięcy naukowiec i wynalazca, oraz jego przyjaciel Watson, Klank, autokonstrukt o sztucznej inteligencji, i Klink, niemal autokonstrukt o sztucznej prawie-inteligencji, znowu rywalizują z ich kumplem z klasy i odwiecznym wrogiem, Tobiaszem Edisonem. Tym razem pr�bują uwolnić moc kryjącą się w ludzkim ciele!

Zapraszamy do świata, kt�ry łączy przygodę, wiedzę i fantastykę.W drugim tomie przyg�d genialnego dziecięcego naukowca i wynalazcy, jakim jest Franek Einstein, bohater razem ze swoim najlepszym przyjacielem Watsonem, robotem Klinkiem oraz Klankiem po raz kolejny rywalizują z Tobiaszem Edisonem, kolegą z klasy i arcywrogiem Franka. Tym razem chodzi o odkrycie nowego źr�dła energii.Franek stara się udoskonalić jeden z wynalazk�w Nikoli Tesli, czyli ?elektryczny palec?. Ten gadżet pozwali czerpać prąd z dowolnego miejsca. Tym samym pozwoli mieszkańcom Midville na korzystanie z bezprzewodowej energii słonecznej.To jednak oznacza, że Franek uniemożliwi Edisonowi przejęcie kontroli nad prądem i światłem w mieście. Chłopiec chce zmonopolizować jej źr�dła, żeby zarobić mn�stwo szmalu!Czas ucieka. Tylko Franek, Watson, Klink i Klank są w stanie powstrzymać Edisona?

Frank Einstein and friends invent the Space-Time Zipper that connects folds in space-time and allows travel across the universe.

The wolf gives his own outlandish version of what really happened when he tangled with the three little pigs

As for that huffing and puffing stuff? A big lie. A Wolf was just trying to borrow a cup of sugar to make his poor old granny a birthday cake. Who should you believe, the pigs or the wolf? You read. You decide.

Looks at some really stupid tales including Chicken Licken, The Princess and the Bowling Ball, The Really Ugly Duckling and Jack's Bean Problem.

Did you ever wake up to one of those days where everything is a problem? You have 10 things to do, but only 30 minutes until your bus leaves. Is there enough time? You have 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants. Can you make 1 good outfit? Then you start to wonder: Why does everything have to be such a problem? Why do 2 apples always have to be added to 5 oranges? Why do 4 kids always have to divide 12 marbles? Why can't you just keep 10 cookies without someone taking 3 away? Why? Because you're the victim of a Math Curse. That's why. But don't despair. This is one girl's story of how that curse can be broken.

Explore the wonders of planet Earth in the fifth book the New York Times bestselling Frank Einstein series

"Frank Einstein (kid-genius scientist and inventor) and his best friend, Watson, along with intelligent robots Klink and Klank once again find themselves in competition with T. Edison, their classmate and archrival--this time in the quest to unlock the power behind the science of energy"-- Frank Einstein, Watson, and intelligent robots Klink and Klank once again find themselves in competition with classmate and archrival T. Edison. The friends work together in their quest to unlock the power behind the science of energy. Book #2

The classic nursery rhymes we know and love—upside-down, backward, in gibberish, and fresh out of bounds—as only Jon Scieszka could stage them. Mother knows best, but sometimes a little nonsense wins the day. Inspired by Dadaism’s rejection of reason and rational thinking, and in cahoots with Blanche Fisher Wright’s The Real Mother Goose, this anthology of absurdity unravels the fabric of classic nursery rhymes and stitches them back together (or not quite together) in every clever way possible. One by one, cherished nursery rhymes—from “Humpty Dumpty” to “Hickory Dickory Dock,” “Jack Be Nimble” to “Mother Hubbard”—fall prey to sly subversion as master of fracture Jon Scieszka and acclaimed illustrator Julia Rothman refashion them into comics strips, errant book reports, anagrams, and manic mash-ups. Playfully reconstructed, the thirty-six old-new rhymes invite further baloney, bringing kids in on the joke and inviting them to revel in reimagining. Featuring robust back matter, this irreverent take on the rhymes of childhood is a great gift for child readers and a rich classroom resource across grade levels, and a is a love song to a living language.

Three friends, Sam, Joe, and Fred travel through time having action-packed, outlandish adventures. The snappy dialogue and classic boy humor in this series of chapter books will engage the most reluctant readers.

Everyones favorite time-travelers are changing their style! "The Time Warp Trio" series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszkas wacky brand of humor.

While on a field trip to New York's Museum of Natural History, Joe, Sam, and Fred travel one hundred years into the future, where they encounter robots, anti-gravity disks, and their own grandchildren

On their second mission to find another habitable planet, the four mutant animals, LaserShark, AstroWolf, SmartHawk, and StinkBug, splash land on the Water Planet, run by some suspiciously friendly clams, who are very eager to swap planets--and if the AstroNuts can stop arguing among themselves they may find out why before it is too late.

Everyone’s favorite time-travelers are changing their styles! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky brand of humor.

Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. After an uneventful experiment in his garage-lab, a lightning storm and flash of electricity bring Frank’s inventions—the robots Klink and Klank—to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his Antimatter Motor . . . until Frank’s archnemesis, T. Edison, steals Klink and Klank for his evil doomsday plan!

A body on the tracksA teenage terroristA mysterious wish-granting machineThe world's worst private detectiveThe second volume in the Guys Read Library of Great Reading is chock-full of mystery, intrigue, and nefarious activity.

In his Grandpa Al's garage workshop, child genius Frank Einstein tries to invent a robot that can learn on its own, and after an accident brings wisecracking Klink and overly expressive Klank to life, they set about helping Frank perfect his Antimatter Motor until his archnemesis, T. Edison, steals the robots for his doomsday plan. In Grandpa Al's garage workshop, child genius Frank Einstein tries to invent a robot that can learn on its own, and after an accident brings Klink and Klank to life, they set about helping Frank perfect his Antimatter Motor. Book #1

Everyone’s favorite time-travelers are changing their styles! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky brand of humor.

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Captain Underpants in a funny, visually daring adventure series perfect for reluctant readers, teachers, and librarians alike.

Cement Mixer Melvin worries a lot. He worries he might get dirty. He worries he might get stuck. He even worries he might get worried. But one fateful day Rescue Rita is in need of a little rescuing, and Trucktown's biggest worrywart is the only one who can save the day. There's just one problem: He worries he can't. Jon Scieszka's latest racing and rollicking installment to the Trucktown franchise is a hilarious (and maybe even a little heartwarming) look at all the things a cement mixer can do...no matter how much he worries!

You probably know that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. Did you know that he also invented an early version of a helicopter and a tank, and that he planned to execute the Time Warp Trio for spying on his inventions? Sam's bright idea to look for the inventor of the Book takes the guys to 15th century Italy to meet up with Leonardo. But it's going to take at least three more bright ideas, two magic tricks, and one great invention to get them out of trouble and safely back home. If not, it could be a lifetime of Italian army toilet-cleaning detail for Joe, Sam, and Fred.

First he broke The True Story of the Three Little Pigs. Now he uncovers the awful truth--and high hilarity--of life "happily ever after." It seems that the Frog Prince doesn't think life is a bowl of duckweed--all the Princess does is nag, nag, nag. So it's off to the deep dark woods to look for a witch willing to help him out. Full color. Reading Level: Age 5 and Up

Ak ste si doteraz mysleli, že poznáte rozprávku O troch malých prasiatkach, mýlili ste sa... Alexander T. Wolf humorným spôsobom podáva svoju verziu toho, čo sa naozaj stalo, keď stretol tri malé prasiatka... Autor Jon Scieszka prerozprávali príbeh známej rozprávky tak, ako ho počul od vlka. Otočil uhol pohľadu a deti sa konečne dozvedia aj druhú stranu príbehu. Nie vždy to, čo sa na prvý pohľad zdá zlé, takým aj naozaj je. Či jeho verzii udalostí uveria, je už druhá vec.

Die Freunde Joe, Sam und Fred lernen nach einer Zeitreise den Piraten Schwarzbart kennen und fürchten. Schon bald spüren sie, wie berechtigt der schlechte Ruf des Seeräubers, des übelsten Piraten aller Zeiten, ist.

Wie New York wohl in 100 Jahren aussieht? Neugierig probieren Joe, Sam und Fred einen neuen Zeitreise-Trick aus. Prompt werden sie von einem Roboter angegriffen und stoßen mit riesigen Toastern und Klorollen zusammen. DIe gefährlichen Verfolger aber sind drei Mädchen, die mit Anti-Schwerkraftscheiben fliegen und die - bis auf die komischen Frisuren - den drei Freunden verdammt ähnlich sehen.

Sicher würden wir alle gerne Geschichten über all die seltsamen, gruseligen und einfach nur nervigen Menschen erzählen, die wir kennen. Aber die Wahrheit ist, niemand mag Klatsch. Hier haben die unermüdlichen Jon Scieszka und Lane Smith einen Weg gefunden, dieses Problem zu umgehen – sie machen es wie Aesop und verwandeln alle Menschen in Tiere oder Lebensmittel, fügen jeder Geschichte eine Moral hinzu und nennen die Geschichten Fabeln! Mit Erzählungen wie "Der kleine Walross", in dem zu viel Wahrheit eine gefährliche Sache ist, der warnenden "Der große Moment der Schnecke", in der die Schnecke so mit sich selbst beschäftigt ist, dass sie den Dampfwalze hinter sich nicht sieht, und "Stroh und Streichhölzer", das ganz klar veranschaulicht, warum man niemals mit Streichhölzern spielen sollte (weil sie betrügen), sind die achtzehn Fabeln in dieser urkomischen Sammlung sicher, Leser jeden Alters zu erfreuen.

Jon Scieszka und Lane Smith haben den ultimativen Außerirdischen mit Henry P. Baloney geschaffen. Um eine permanente lebenslange Haftstrafe wegen eines weiteren verspäteten Eintreffens zu vermeiden, erzählt Henry eine ziemlich detaillierte und dynamische Geschichte über einen treuen Bleistift, einen umherirrenden Lastwagen und eine launische Gruppe von Astro-Typen.

Joe, Fred und Sam sind gut vorbereitet für ihre Zeitreise ins Jahr 40.000 v. Chr. Doch ihr Plan scheitert und sie landen nackt in einem urtümlichen Wald, wo sie auf eine Gruppe ausschließlich weiblicher Höhlenmenschen treffen.

Bei einer Geburtstagsparty finden sich Joe, Sam und Fred nach einer Zeitreise auf einer Waldlichtung wieder. Da tauchen Ritter auf, deren Namen den New Yorker Freunden nicht unbekannt sind: Sir Lanzelot, Sir Parzival und Sir Gawain.